If At First You Don't Succeed...

rod, pabs

These Are The People In Your Neighborhood

that's right! she was wearing white gloves!

members only jackets never looked this good!

"i'm always grumpy when i go for a jog, dammit!"

in a huge rush, with a briefcase: can't be legal!

an extra from the fresh prince of belair?

he is one wild and crazy guy!!!

trying waaaay too hard to piss off his parents

"would you for me be liking to make wife?"

every designer brand in the world can't stop you from looking like "It's time for Timer"!

"what?!  this is a cool look!"

fat kid + scooter = hysterical

90's alternative band member 15 years after the fact

the walking dead on her way to CVS to pick up her 'scripts

lil miss bitchy two shoes

rod

Good Ol' Candy Pants!

This little high fashion hipster was always the drunkest person at the bar - especially when he was bartending!

rod

The Bedazzler!

He's just a young professional with the fashion sense of Sally Jesse Raphael

 trying to find his way in this crazy mixed up world!

jeff, rod

Hide Yo Wife, Hide Yo Kids...

Yep! That's right, we we're on board for the whole Antoine Dobson-mania!  A true American success story, indeed!! Just can't get enough of  'Toine!

Tara tries her hand at drawing "The Hero Of The People":

Don't let it go to yo' head, 'Toine!

And in case you live under a rock:

And of course his hit song:

rod, tara, jeff

AKA: Also Known As (Employee Edition)

Goldie (he had a partial gold grill)
Mo-Mo
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Bonk! (just a huge damn noggin!)
The Egyptian Magician, Sursday
Sweet Mickey LaRue, Cherry Stone Tisdale, Pinky Tinkerton
Costco, Dolly Powers
Llavacita ("Little Key"- referring to his penis)
Candy Pants
Menudo
Flaco
Chino
The Swan (like the make-over show, get it?)
Webster (cuz of his web porno enterprises), Swordfish (cuz of his shnoz)
Rooster
Black-Out Blake, The Rapist
Booblie, Charlotte
The Raptor (a hostess that resembles and behaves like a velociraptor)
Frankenberry, Apocalypto
Caveman
Crizwell, The Butterscotch Stallion
Scooter
Ooklah The Mok
Papa
Noodle, Big Mama
Chingy
The Red Menace
Final Destination, Tara Tumbles, Gaba-Ghoul
Roomba (paces just like that little vacuum), Ace Blumpkin
Young Master Yappity-Yap, Power Bottom
Nervous Curtis (and he was!)
The Mulatto (she's not but it's just easier that way)
Water Buffalo
The Gun Wielding Maniac (he was and he did!)

Bus-Bus (a chubby busboy who looked like Gus-Gus from Cinderella)













Tough Nuts,  Schneider (he held the role of handy-man)

















Again, lemme know if I missed anyone!

He Said, She Said

Just some random quotes heard throughout the restaurant:

"Is there some kind of a rule against bringing your son and tricks to the same restaurant?" 

- Mickey in regards to an old queen

"We both know no one is allergic to southern charm!"

-Amy to Craw Daddy LaRue

"suck. you! you are nothing" 

- a drunk text from Mike to me (and now my new mantra)

"Sweet ain't gonna lick my balls!"

-Didi Blake

"A throb in my cob"

-Jeff

"The musk on my tusk"

-Jeff

"T.A.N.B. : Those are nursing breasts."

- a customer in regards to Amy's ample bosoms

"Hey Rod, hit me back on tha sip tip?"

-Jeff

"I'm hip to the drip, baby!"

-Bruce Whitman

"It's not so much that they're big but that they're aggressive!"
-Rod trying to explain Amy's breasts to her