AKA: Also Known As (Employee Edition)

Goldie (he had a partial gold grill)
Mo-Mo
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Bonk! (just a huge damn noggin!)
The Egyptian Magician, Sursday
Sweet Mickey LaRue, Cherry Stone Tisdale, Pinky Tinkerton
Costco, Dolly Powers
Llavacita ("Little Key"- referring to his penis)
Candy Pants
Menudo
Flaco
Chino
The Swan (like the make-over show, get it?)
Webster (cuz of his web porno enterprises), Swordfish (cuz of his shnoz)
Rooster
Black-Out Blake, The Rapist
Booblie, Charlotte
The Raptor (a hostess that resembles and behaves like a velociraptor)
Frankenberry, Apocalypto
Caveman
Crizwell, The Butterscotch Stallion
Scooter
Ooklah The Mok
Papa
Noodle, Big Mama
Chingy
The Red Menace
Final Destination, Tara Tumbles, Gaba-Ghoul
Roomba (paces just like that little vacuum), Ace Blumpkin
Young Master Yappity-Yap, Power Bottom
Nervous Curtis (and he was!)
The Mulatto (she's not but it's just easier that way)
Water Buffalo
The Gun Wielding Maniac (he was and he did!)

Bus-Bus (a chubby busboy who looked like Gus-Gus from Cinderella)













Tough Nuts,  Schneider (he held the role of handy-man)

















Again, lemme know if I missed anyone!