Turns out he's Danish or something.
Oh well, he still looks like the real life version of Brit from The Simpsons.
This bloke is most likely a leftover from the Madchester scene of the early '90's.
A lost member of The Stone Roses, Ned's Atomic Dustbin or maybe even The Gorillaz?
This chap might just be the love child of Mr. Bean and Austin Powers.
Now, this lovely English rose graced us with her dainty presence at the bar one evening.
BLIMEY!!!
Jeff and I did our best to capture her natural demure elegance. Notice the soft, pillowy rolls of flesh (most likely formed by years of drenching her "chips" in vats of mayonnaise), her pale, almost translucent complexion being under nearly constant cloud cover over in the British Isles, and of course her seductive yet playfully coy hairdo of auburn spikes and delicate sideburn spit curls! Once "Sweet" Mickey LaRue heard her accent, he proclaimed "It's British too!"
rod, jeff
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