What's That On Your Head?

rod

Free For All Fridays With "Ace Blumpkin"

There have been a lot of fools who've been hired at the restaurant over the years - no doubt!! But, Ace Blumpkin takes the cake!! The fact that he was hired as a manager just made it that much more obvious!  This poor slob couldn't even manage to keep his delusions straight, so there was no hope that he could manage a busy restaurant with a full staff! 

In between his tall tales of his past success in the restaurant world and his future plans to be a middle aged rock star, Ace would wander throughout the restaurant clueless as a babe.  He'd be sure to often take a break to consume his favorite food: SOUP.

His constant habit of walking around aimlessly trying to look busy earned him the name of "Roomba".

Incompetence wasn't Ace's only outstanding quality. Nope, this all-star was also a creepy perv!  That's right, when he would actually get a few of his brain cells to work in harmony it was usually to a lewd and lecherous end!  He would secretly take pictures of ladies' rumps with his cell phone.  He would drop lines like, "Every time I speak to a woman, I immediately imagine her naked."  But, the crux of his predatory ways came when he insisted on driving the new hostess home after her shift - EVERY shift!!  One night, a buzzed Tammis almost fell into his clutches:

The staff and the customers where in agreement:

 After almost a year of dealing with this moron, Ace was finally let go to pursue his rock star dreams!

rod, tara, mike, jeff

"I'm Just A Gigolo..."

rod

Chef Joe: On The Go

pabs

Little Lord Fauntleroy

jeff

Standoff!

The most annoying and creepy customer on the east coast finally got a taste of his own medicine! 

Comeuppance is a bitch!! 

jeff

Two Two Seven Is the Place to Be with Marla Gibbs and Her Family!

"Maaaaaaaary!"

You know I loves me some Jackee and Pearl!

But Especially Pearl:

rod