There have been a lot of fools who've been hired at the restaurant over the years - no doubt!! But, Ace Blumpkin takes the cake!! The fact that he was hired as a manager just made it that much more obvious! This poor slob couldn't even manage to keep his delusions straight, so there was no hope that he could manage a busy restaurant with a full staff!
In between his tall tales of his past success in the restaurant world and his future plans to be a middle aged rock star, Ace would wander throughout the restaurant clueless as a babe. He'd be sure to often take a break to consume his favorite food: SOUP.
His constant habit of walking around aimlessly trying to look busy earned him the name of "Roomba".
Incompetence wasn't Ace's only outstanding quality. Nope, this all-star was also a creepy perv! That's right, when he would actually get a few of his brain cells to work in harmony it was usually to a lewd and lecherous end! He would secretly take pictures of ladies' rumps with his cell phone. He would drop lines like, "Every time I speak to a woman, I immediately imagine her naked." But, the crux of his predatory ways came when he insisted on driving the new hostess home after her shift - EVERY shift!! One night, a buzzed Tammis almost fell into his clutches:
The staff and the customers where in agreement:
After almost a year of dealing with this moron, Ace was finally let go to pursue his rock star dreams!
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