Friday, June 24, 2011

Free For All Fridays With "Caveman Dario"


So, you know those people who are just miserable bastards?  That doesn't even begin to describe Dario!  What a joyless, wretchedly unhappy dick he was! (And probably still is!)  I've dealt with crabby assholes my whole life but I can usually find some angle that softens them a little to show some decency.  Not this little prick!  Cranky old curmudgeons who've had a lifetime of misery I kinda get.  But this guy was young and single and looking for a chick!  He was just an old bastard before his time.  He earned his name of "Caveman" because of his uncouth, graceless demeanor.  He would literally grunt as a response to a question - especially to the customers!!!!!  One afternoon he was serving a couple at one of his tables when the man got pissed off that Dario was blatantly staring at his wife the whole time. When he got up to complain to the manager Dario puffed his chest and threatened the guy to a fight! Totally jungle primate style!!!  He eventually left us to return to the wild. 




















joey, rod

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