thanksgiving left-overs

if you can't quote Mark Twain at least quote Shania Twain!

Twihard - literally!

ridiculous. you can't make the Dumb Donald look high fashion!

Obama-mania was everywhere!

what up, Kanye?

Ponyo-mania was everywhere too!



jeff, rod

Frankenberry

so, in the restaurant business changes in the staff are pretty common.  busboys and dishwashers seem to have a pretty short shelf life for the most part.  it seems to be an ever changing cast of characters at times.  i'm not very good with names - but faces i will remember till the day i die.  and this one face i can't forget no matter how many Makers Marks i throw back!!  it was introduced to us as "Fernando"  but immediately became known as Frankenberry!  he was like a patchwork man - put together with discarded pieces of flesh.  he looked like a spry 89 year old.  every step looked as if it would be his last.  at first we all took it easy on the poor ancient creature - even as we all questioned the sense of hiring such a rickety fossil.  that compassion didn't last too long once we got to know him.  he was a nasty, temperamental, dishonest, judgemental, old bastard!  he became the bane of my existence after i had a couple big blow outs with him.  when i couldn't take his evil Nosferatu stare anymore i got him fired. that's right! don't cross me!!

the Frankenberry clan: Billy Berry, Velma Berry, Frank ,Suzy Berry and Fido Berry

jeff, rod

livin large!

with thanksgiving almost upon us, let's celebrate the fatty in all of us!



rod

a whole lotta Carlotta!

there are always so many people coming through the doors of the restaurant.  no matter how "normal" or mild manner they may appear at first, most people will reveal quirks, bad behavior and hidden strangeness by the time their visit is over.  and as much as i like picking apart and analyzing the so called "norms" to find the sickness beneath, ya just gotta love a straight-up, unapologetic train wreck!!!  enter: Carlotta!   now i haven't seen this hot mess in quite a while but she made a quick appearance last night to my delight!  i rummaged through the satchels to find a couple portraits of this delicate new england debutant.  over the course of her visits through the years i have never actually spoken to her - not one single word.  however, i have seen both breasts and full frontal vag!  and that was just by being at the bar the same time she was.  she's never been in with the same guy twice. and on  at least two occasions she has made out with and been felt up by two separate guys at the bar within a couple of bar stools of each other!  she is classic!  anyone who knows me can attest to how much i loves me a good train wreck, and this little Gucci enrobed yeast infection never disappoints!

rod



thank you for being a whore!

so, every one's probably imagined the demented sex scenarios the Golden Girls got into, right? 

i mean every other episode was about one of em screwing something - a midget, the japanese gardener, ex-husbands, burt reynolds...  those horny old bitches never stopped!  this is just a sneak peak at their secret shenanigans on the lanai:

rod

s'more random bullsheet!

rod, jeff

just to mix it up a bit.

here's some newer additions to the satchel.  i'm going to be mixing newer shit with the vintage (or classic, if you will) satchel entries to keep it interesting.

what's that on your head...A WIG!

pablo, rod, jeff