Okay, so I know I watch waaay too much TV! I wish I could say it's mostly public television or documentaries, but we all are now aware of my level of taste! Enter: "The Bravolebrities" of Bravo TV. Housewives, designers, chefs, house-flippers, hair dressers, matchmakers, whatever! I am into all of the ridiculous characters that are laid before us weekly.
Teresa Guidice
Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Best Known For: Flipping A Table While Screaming "Prostitution Whor-uh!"
Tie: Having The Shortest Forehead On The Eastern Seaboard
Accessories: Her Over Accessorized Brood Of Mini-Me's
Patti Stanger
Show: The Millionaire Mathmaker
Best Known For: Berating "Schlubby" Millionaires Who Can't Find A Mate
While Remaining Unable To Find A Man Herself
Accessories: A Whole New Body Resulting From An Extreme Makeover (Yenta Edition?)
Bethenny Frankel
Show(s): The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Real Housewives Of New York City,
Bethenny Getting Married?, Bethenny Ever After, Skating With The Stars (????!!)
Best Known For: Making $120 Million for Squeezing Limes In Tequila!!!! WTF?!
Accessories: $120 Million!!!!!!!
This is a re-post but I had to include him:
Merlin
Show(s): The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, The Fashion Show
Best Known For: Being A Diminutive Designer/Matador/Imp
Accessories: A Whip And A Riding Crop
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