Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Hundo and Lil' Switchblade

So it was just as simple as Pablo coming up with the names, "Hundo" and "Lil' Switchblade".  For the last 13 years or so Pabs will call me "Lil' (whatever is on his mind)"  and we have a big laugh!  This night the name du jour was "Lil' Switchblade" - which made us crack up more than it should've.  Seconds later, in his too cool, "O.G." swagger,  he refered to a $100 bill as a "hundo" - which set us off  for another few hysterical minutes.  When we put the two names together as a duo was when we really started losing it! It just sounded like the perfectly cheesy 80's buddy team! 

e.g.: Tango and Cash:

 Turner and Hooch:

 B.J. and The Bear:



  Here's each of our renditions of what this dynamic duo would look like: 


Pab's Hundo

Pab's Hundo 2.0



Pab's Lil' Switchblade

Pab's Lil' Switchblade portrait




Rod's Hundo & Lil' Switchblade


As you can see we both were going in the same direction with how we saw this imaginary odd couple.  Essentially "Hundo" is a big galoot and "Lil' Switchblade" is a Chicano with obvious gang ties! 

In future satchel entries you'll come across this experiment again.  Some kind of misfit or another will come in to the restaurant and before you know it two or more of us have done their own rendition of the poor slob.  It's pretty twisted to see the different versions we come up with. 

And here's Pabs' updated version of this buck wild pair:
You can check out more of his stuff on his own blog:

pabs, rod

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Pilipinas Got Something!

So, earlier in this year this lovely creature was a blip on the zeitgeist and left a chilling mark on most of us at the restaurant!  Jeff caught "B.M. - Big Mouth" fever first but it spread like wild fire!  This clip from "Pilipinas Got Talent" was am instant obsession of ours!  To this day you may hear a faint horse's whinny somewhere in the restaurant in honor of this sassy bitch:







from the Philippines right to my nightmares!
 


sounds like a horse, looks like horse!
 

rod

80's Ladies

Just a quick tribute to some of the classy beauties from the 1980's who added so much to my childhood:



Straight from Eddie Money's, "Take Me Home Tonight", Ronnie Spector




An Evening with Jody Watley


She had the LaToya Jackson look before LaToya - and psychic powers!!!


From one over bearing mom to another: Mama Fratelli from Goonies. 



Anne Wilson from "Heart" in her largest and most Bedazzled phase.

rod

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Fantasia-mania!!

I'm not exactly sure when our fascination with Fantasia Barrino began, but Jeff and I have been completely enraptured by the 3rd American Idol winner!  Is it her cartoonishly scratchy and high pitched speaking voice?  Could it be her absurd Muppet-like hair-do's?  Maybe it's just her straight up ghetto fabulous life! 

Tasia

Not Tasia!

Tasia

Not Tasia!


Self portrait with Tasia

rod

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

thanksgiving left-overs

if you can't quote Mark Twain at least quote Shania Twain!


Twihard - literally!



ridiculous. you can't make the Dumb Donald look high fashion!




Obama-mania was everywhere!


what up, Kanye?

Ponyo-mania was everywhere too!



jeff, rod