"Sweet" Mickey LaRue Mondays

Move over Carnie now there's something meatier!

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Chippy D

Remember that time when Laurence Fishburne's daughter, Montana Fishburne, decided she would do pornos so she would become famous like our national treasure, Kim Kardashian, and chose the bizarre porn name: Chippy D?  Yeah, me too!

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Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul Machine

You just gotta love this funky ass Oompa Loompa that keeps breakin out the hits!

I even watched him this past summer when he was a coach on yet another singing competition show, The Voice.  He was the first to recognize (by voice only) the American Idol semi-finalist who was disqualified for topless pictures on the internet, Frenchie Davis.

BAM!!!

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Celebrity Rehab

One night we were graced with not one, not two, not three, but four celebrity look-a-likes!  

Good lord! What a motley crew!

Totally 80's

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Rojo Caliente

Thanks to dlisted.com , this vision of beauty was introduced to us!  Rojo (Ms. Caliente, if you're nasty) is Cynthia Nixon's same sex fuck piece.  With gay marriage legal in New York, it shan't be long till we are all gifted with the vision of Rojo in a white tuxedo, I am sure!

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C'Mon Get Happy!

Groovy Shirley Partridge:

And Her Groovy Family:

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Bravolebrities!

Okay, so I know I watch waaay too much TV!  I wish I could say it's mostly public television or documentaries, but we all are now aware of my level of taste!  Enter: "The Bravolebrities" of Bravo TV.  Housewives, designers, chefs, house-flippers, hair dressers, matchmakers, whatever!  I am into all of the ridiculous characters that are laid before us weekly.  

Teresa Guidice

Show: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Best Known For: Flipping A Table While Screaming "Prostitution Whor-uh!"

Tie: Having The Shortest Forehead On The Eastern Seaboard  

Accessories: Her Over Accessorized Brood Of Mini-Me's

Patti Stanger

Show: The Millionaire Mathmaker

Best Known For: Berating "Schlubby" Millionaires Who Can't Find A Mate 

While Remaining Unable To Find A Man Herself

Accessories: A Whole New Body Resulting From An Extreme Makeover (Yenta Edition?)

Bethenny Frankel

Show(s): The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Real Housewives Of New York City,

 Bethenny Getting Married?, Bethenny Ever After, Skating With The Stars (????!!)

Best Known For: Making $120 Million for Squeezing Limes In Tequila!!!!  WTF?!

Accessories: $120 Million!!!!!!!

This is a re-post but I had to include him:

Merlin

Show(s): The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, The Fashion Show

Best Known For: Being A Diminutive Designer/Matador/Imp

Accessories: A Whip And A Riding Crop

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You Can Stand Under Her Umbrella

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The Ugliest Man In Baseball

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Two Two Seven Is the Place to Be with Marla Gibbs and Her Family!

"Maaaaaaaary!"

You know I loves me some Jackee and Pearl!

But Especially Pearl:

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Just Put It In Already!

Zooey Deschanel Says:

Jake Gyllenhaal Says:

A-Rod Says:

Antoine Dodson Says:

Oprah Says:

Ashley Tisdale Says:

jeff, mike

You Are Cordially Invited To The Gentleman's Club:

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Kim Jong Il - No, really!

Margaret Cho's insane turn on 30 Rock as North Korea's insane leader, Kim Jong Il , inspired me to post this quickie from the satchel. And of course I needed to include one of my favorite scenes from Team America!

Cho as the "Supreme Leader"

my humble version

America, FUCK YEAH!

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"After the rain washes away the tears and all the pain..."

Matthew and Gunnar...just because.

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Snooki: A Great American Hero

 

"The mutant hybrid of Xtina and the yolk from a Cadbury egg" - Michael K. from dlisted.com

"That overcooked candied yam is always full of surprises." - Michael K. from dlisted.com

 Tara tried her hand at joining in the satchel hi-jinx by drawing one of her idols:

Probably Snooki's greatest moment:

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