Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Joe "The Meter Maid"
This little perv is a Greenwich Avenue staple - doling out tickets and dirty jokes all day long!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Friday, August 26, 2011
Free For All Fridays With "Fever McKeever"
Shes's just a big gurl from the south out for a good 'ol time! She's a little trashy but always up for a party! She loves her country and all-you-can-eat buffets! She's kinda like the love child of Paula Dean and Brtiney Spears. She's Fever McKeever! And if she actually existed this world would be a better place!
rod
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
6:15
If you work with Jeff on Wednesday nights there is one extra task you must perform that's not part of the side work for the restaurant. By 6:15 (and no later!!) the diva must have a perfectly made cappuccino, heavy on the cinnamon, with a light dusting of "sugar in the raw" atop the pillowy foam. Now, for years Maria had worked with him and fulfilled her duties. To her credit, it was part of a deal she made with Jeff, who worked all day, to save her various crossword puzzles from the daily newspapers. When I took over Maria's Wednesday night shift I unwittingly inherited Jeff's prima donna demands for caffeine! To avoid his "Sling Blade" stare all night, like his bitch, every Wednesday before 6:15 his cappuccino awaits him!
Monday, August 22, 2011
Miguelito
He's just the littlest, happiest salad guy in all the land!
I recently polled the staff asking if they'd watch a half hour t.v. show of just Miguelito and puppets. It was a resounding: YES!!!!! Only Satan, himself, would say no! C'mon!!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Free For All Fridays With "Penis"
Dick! Prick! Schlong! Skin Flute!
Whatever you call it: everyone's favorite male organ is an omnipresent theme in the satchel!
M.C. Hammer says:
Every now and then when you turn the page of your dupe pad to take an order you'll find that
Wilson has already left his calling card within its pages:
Happy Friday! Be sure to treat a penis kindly today!
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Celebrity Rehab
One night we were graced with not one, not two, not three, but four celebrity look-a-likes!
Good lord! What a motley crew!
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Mini Martin Scorsese
This guy comes to the bar and is the spitting image of Martin Scorsese
- except that he's maybe 4' 7"!
Maybe he only directs shorts? BaDumPum!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Whatever Happened To Porny-Sue?
Best nickname Pablo ever cam up with: "Porny-Sue"! She was a 4 foot tall regular with a baby voice and HUGE fake boobs! She hasn't been seen in years! If anyone has spotted her in a snuff film or something please call the restaurant and let us know!
rod
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
Free For All Fridays With "Jack Danielson"
He reeked of cigarettes, his blood type was Jack Daniels and he was utterly consumed with tracking down some pussy - yet "Jack Danielson" was by far the best manager we ever had at the restaurant! I always thought he looked like a boozed up Dick Van Dyke,
but some drunk cougar once said he looked like George Clooney and he ran with that for a good 3 years! (A case of serious beer goggles!!! )
Although he was tasked with so many other responsibilities other than managing the restaurant, like total building maintenance, (Can you say on call 24/7 handyman?) he never allowed it to get in the way of his main priority in life: The Hunt For Poon!
"Jack Danielson" always got the job done - whether it was closing the deal with the ladies or running the show at the restaurant! Even though his stories about following Phish made you want to slit your own throat and he had a peace sign tramp stamp tattoo(!!!!!!!), you just couldn't help but like the guy. So, raise a shot of Jack for "Jack Danielson"!
"SERIOUSLY?!"
rod, pabs
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
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