Friday, September 30, 2011

Free For All Fridays With "Brown Noseberg", Part 2

The old G.M., "Brown Noseberg", was not just the world's biggest kiss-ass.  He was also the world's biggest drama queen!! In one of my blow-outs with him I told him how he had an uncanny ability to turn every mole hill into a mountain!  He would just over react to everything like a little bitch!  Like the time he got locked in the beer walk-in cooler:
The little shit was probably in there for no longer than 15 minutes but to hear him tell it you'd think he was stranded in there for the entire weekend!  (If only!!!)


One night, Pablo and Jeff witnessed this hyper chihuahua of a man freak out over the painters that were working at the store next door.  He took it upon himself as his personal crusade to over see and inspect their entire operation that night:
















And let's just end this post on a different note: 
rod, pabs, jeff

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Grooming Habits

So, Pablo hears a lot of weird shit when he's bartending.  Including this:

jeff

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Blonde Children: YIKES!


Nuthin' creeps me out more than pale white children with light blonde hair! 
Aryan babies just give me the willies!

rod

Friday, September 23, 2011

Free For All Fridays With "Amy"

So, she's really more like a force of nature than a co-worker.  Anything and everything immediately becomes a possibility the second this "Southern Belle with a twist" walks through the doors!  She has been known to fling herself on the floor behind the bar when one of her most hated customers showed up for a drink, burn the schedule with a candle when it wasn't to her liking, and unsuccessfully try to convince Paul the manager that he was either a hermaphrodite or some kind of tranny!!  Some things to know about Amy:

She "enjoys" a drink:







She has a healthy sexual appetite:







Blanche Devereaux from The Golden Girls is one of her idols:







rod 

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Lil' Randall Tidbits




I came up with this little number after I watched the "shockingly insane that this shit is real" documentary, "Jesus Camp".  Scaring young kids into being evangelical prophets mixed in with some down home entertainment is always the way to go!  This shit is seriously fucked up:


rod

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

The Gun Wielding Maniac

For a short while, Brian: The Gun Wielding Maniac, was the general manager of the restaurant.  He got this name because he carried his gun with him to work each day for no apparent reason.  This guy was a super chill stoner.  You could come in as late as you wanted for your shift, drink on the job, wear something completely different than the assigned uniform and he wouldn't blink an eye.  But heaven help you if  you wrote your shift report in pen and not pencil!  He would absolutely lose his shit!!! I mean seriously freak the fuck out! 


rod

Monday, September 19, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Free For All Fridays With "Jack Danielson", Part 2

 In addition to "Jack Danielson's" many other quirks he had an unrequited crush (obsession) on good ol' Didi the hostess.





 Unfortunately for our pal, Jack Danielson, Didi was already set on Doug the barback.





Due to his affinity for fire arms, we imagined this was how "Jack Danielson" dealt with the new couple's first few dates:









And God forbid if it got serious:









jeff, rod