She's Ready!

?

A Public Service Announcement To The Mother Of The Off The Wall Children:

He Said, She Said

Just some random quotes heard throughout the restaurant:

"Is there some kind of a rule against bringing your son and tricks to the same restaurant?" 

- Mickey in regards to an old queen

"We both know no one is allergic to southern charm!"

-Amy to Craw Daddy LaRue

"suck. you! you are nothing" 

- a drunk text from Mike to me (and now my new mantra)

"Sweet ain't gonna lick my balls!"

-Didi Blake

"A throb in my cob"

-Jeff

"The musk on my tusk"

-Jeff

"T.A.N.B. : Those are nursing breasts."

- a customer in regards to Amy's ample bosoms

"Hey Rod, hit me back on tha sip tip?"

-Jeff

"I'm hip to the drip, baby!"

-Bruce Whitman

"It's not so much that they're big but that they're aggressive!"
-Rod trying to explain Amy's breasts to her