Here is a list of some of the nicknames that the staff has come up with for our regulars over the years:
THE JADE SCORPION (do NOT cross her!)
THE SCHWAGOON (Jeff's made up word that just fits her to a T)
THE DOCKER
THE FAUX-DOCKER (don't be fooled by imitations!)
THE LESBIAN (a dude)
THE SCIENTIST (the Lesbian's friend)
THE BEDAZZLER (a classic! thanks Mickey!)
THE CYCLOPS AND THE PUSSY (a horrid couple)
THE ANIMAL (a "classy" old lady)
THE OLD KRAUT (turns out not even German)
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2 chicks)
THE SOUL-LESS ONE (she's a huge douche bag)
THE BONNIE SPECIAL
THE SERIAL KILLER
THE WALRUS
THE HUNTER (as opposed to The Gatherer)
ROXETTE (she's got the look!)
PORNY SUE (a favorite nickname of mine! thanks Pablo!)
CLARK KENT
SHIRTZ McGEE (a classic!)
HOT & CRUSTY (again, 2 chicks)
BAD DAD
HOT DAD
DOUBLE JACK (Mickey's favorite!)
PONY BOY
AMAZONICA (ain't nuthin wrong with a big strong gurl!)
POOR MAN'S ALEC BALDWIN & KIM BASSINGER (and they really are!)
POOH (The Animal's friend)
SIR (father)
SIR JR. (his son)
SIR JR. JR. (his younger son) (all from the twisted mind of Ingrid!)
DER SHTINK
STELLA MIKE
BUDWEISER JOHN
COCAINE MIKE
DEBBIE DOUBLE D'S (and they are!)
MY PRETTY PONY (Yikes!)
3 FINGERS JOHN (referencing a sexual act!)
HEIDI
LIL' BABSY (the one and only!)
NEMESIS (my nemesis to be exact)
FANCY (queen of all cougars!)
KARDASHIAN (the lost 4th sister)
CABBAGE PATCH (Xavier Roberts approved!)
THE FROG
RUTH FISHER (straight from Six Feet Under)
CAPTAIN CASHMERE (another all-time classic)
SAD DAD
CHOCOLATE THUNDER
LOUDMOUTH LINDSAY (she is and we love her for it!)
CHESTER THE MOLESTER
VUNDERSHINES (complete assholes!)
SATAN (a great guy!)
PRINCE VALLIANT
PEBBLES (a 70 year old lady with Pebbles Flintstone's hair)
THE ICED TEA BOYS
GHALAMAHK ("calamari")
FEVER McKEEVER
SOCCER MOM (a dude, Maria's nemesis)
LE STAT
MR & MRS UNHAPPINESS
SAMMY HAGAR
ICHABOD
THE STEAK FAMILY
THE CHOIR BOYS
YETTA
CHIPOT-LAY (so fuckin pretentious!)
BABY HUEY (he smells like mildew)
HAGGRID
THEATER QUEEN (an old closet case)
LEATHER FACE
CRAW DADDY LA RUE
I tried to make sure that at least 3 people knew each reference. Hit up the comments if you have any questions of the identities of these regulars or if you can add more to this ridiculous list.
