Zooey Deschanel Says:
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Friday, May 27, 2011
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Ugh! "White" Dudes!
So, I witnessed this preppy tool trying so hard to pick up Maria.
He was really into her low cut light orange dress!!
Really?! That's a pick up line?
rod
Monday, May 16, 2011
WTF? I just cant.
This pint sized reality star was a quick blip on my "no will to carry on" meter!
rod
Saturday, May 14, 2011
"All right Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up!"
"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"
jeff
Friday, May 13, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Jeff's new target
Now that Fabiana no longer works with us and Didi has gone to L.A., Jeff needs a new focus for his groundless anger and contempt. Enter: Tammis.
But he still makes time to harass his old standbys (namely me!)
jeff
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Kim Jong Il - No, really!
Margaret Cho's insane turn on 30 Rock as North Korea's insane leader, Kim Jong Il , inspired me to post this quickie from the satchel. And of course I needed to include one of my favorite scenes from Team America!
Cho as the "Supreme Leader"
my humble version
America, FUCK YEAH!
rod
Friday, May 6, 2011
Hot Hellfire Below!
So, this guy comes in pretty regularly, He's a very nice guy, easy to take care of and tips pretty well. Has a few drinks, a burger or something... Sometimes comes in with his lady friend or his daughters... Pretty normal guy, unremarkable... EXCEPT: he looks just like Anton LeVay!!!! That totally creepy satanic cult leader from the '60's in Hollywood! He gave me nightmares when I saw some news show about him when I was a kid. The customer is such a chill, mild-mannered guy, but the resemblance is uncanny and
it freaks me out!
And here are his daughters, The Devil's Harpies:
And while I'm at it, this is a portrait of an evil family with a very heavenly name:
The daughter is truly like one of the kids from "Village of the Damned "
(Blonde kids always scare me!)
And just a quick rendering of Satan as a Hedge Fund Trader. (He's gotta be one, no?)
rod
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Sh'mon!! Heeeee hee hee!
Literally, 3 days after MJ died these two ham-n-eggers walked into the bar for some mid-day drinks! Not only did they look like they were part of a travelling production of "My Cousin Vinny: The Musical", but their white hats were so new and pristine they almost glowed! Bubbles would be proud!
rod
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
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